Courtside Chaos Tee
Heavyweight tee / unisex fit / maximum aura
$32
Internet's most unqualified life coach
What wouldJimothydo?
Probably something questionable. Definitely something iconic. Wear the wisdom of the internet's roundest raccoon.
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worst instinct.
Unreasonably loud staples for doomscrolling, gas-station snack runs, and making eye contact with absolutely nobody.
Trash Panda Crewneck
Soft fleece / snack pocket adjacent / cozy chaos
$58
Ball Is Life Tote
Heavy canvas / big carry energy / no pockets, only vibes
$24
The Jimothy doctrine
When life gives you a trash can...
Climb in. Jimothy is a tiny agent of chaos with a big heart, an even bigger appetite, and absolutely no five-year plan. This brand is for anyone choosing the funny option on purpose.
01Commit to the bit
02Protect your snacks
03Stay weird online
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“I wore the tee once and immediately made three questionable financial decisions. Jimothy works.”
— @trashcanthony, verified little freak
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Important-ish information
Is Jimothy a licensed professional?
No. He is a raccoon in a basketball. Please plan accordingly.
How does the merch fit?
Relaxed, comfy, and ready for a heroic amount of couch time.
Where do you ship?
Across the US for now. Jimothy is working on his passport.
Can I return my bad decisions?
Unworn merch can be returned within 30 days. The decisions stay.